Yesterday we had lunch with Mr and Mrs Malaprop, whom we love very dearly.
Beche-la-mer: I read a glowing review of an Iraqi restaurant just around the corner from your home. Do you know it?
Mrs Malaprop: Yes, I know it. There are two Iraqi women who go to Bingo with me on Wednesdays. They're really nice ladies; they've really integrated well.
Wonder Boy: What's integrated?
Mrs Malaprop: It means they accept our way of life and go along with it. The problem is most of them don't integrate.
So there you have it. Statistical analysis of the sample (Iraqis known personally = two) yields a 100 per cent result of "niceness". Yet the conclusion is that "most of them" are not nice. The correlation between "niceness" and "integration" is just one of the flaws in this study.