Not being accustomed to hard work, the junior members of the household didn't take too kindly to the Voice of Reason whipping them into a cleaning frenzy in preparation for the Dude's birthday party last week.
So they created a new job description and identification badge for the VoR: he is now known as the Fun Police.
(Later in the day, I confess, I also earned myself a badge and title: the Lounge Cover Nazi. Don't sit there! Don't put your feet on the lounge!)